Tumbleweed

First up: I am selling a pair of shoes! Facebook doesn't seem to like me posting the ad, so I shall thwart it! They're lovely and comfy, just half a size too small for me so I need to order another pair. It's never worth returning things to Amazon from Australia!

But really, what I want to know is why there was a holster lying by the footpath in Sandy Bay today. I have some kind of mashup of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly whistle, and this going on in my head.

His friends lay in the ketchup...