Fortress of Solitude

I admit it: I LOVE winter and snow. The snowier and colder the better. Sometimes I think I should move to Antarctica. But in the spring and summer, I lay under a canopy of grapevines on a chaise lounge reading my Kindle and listening to iPod music. Can't do that now, but it makes for an interesting picture. The orange thingy is a wood-burning stove I removed from my house, which I intend to hook-up for outdoor campfires on the wood deck. On second thought, maybe that's not such a good idea. Oh well, that's what home-owners' insurance is for.