No Strings Attached.....

.....hilarious story about Stormin' Norman on the Beeb site today; I then got jostled by a dragon. I have never been jostled by a dragon before. You couldn't write this stuff; I dislike the old bugger almost as much as Thatcher, but I am pleased that jostling dragons are a problem for him.

Quite right too, I want Owen to know that a beautiful stork brought him to our house because Mummy and Daddy loved each other.....about 9 months after the night we drank too much champagne during a power cut.