'avin a larf???

I'm selling the old van wheels on ebay. Someone heere asking will I send them to Portugal? They weigh 100kg! And would cost twice the price of the wheels to post. He still wanted me to post them. I Thought this was a bit odd but then I got a question from someone in Germany!!!, home of VW and where people go to to get spares - could I send them there!! Arabs, would you like some sand chaps?
Anyway ignoring them all as they probably want to pay in with Ugandan lottery money or something!