Job vacancy for spider

A partly wasted morning, went to the dentist for a routine appointment only to be told that it had been postponed, hadn't I received the letter they sent me 3 weeks ago?
On the plus side I went into the local Lidl and found that with Xmas only 3 months away the Mini Stollen, which both Mrs T and I love, was in stock.
Going home I saw this heavily loaded telephone pole.