Porty's over there, somewhere

I've been on a hovercraft for the first time. We had planned to go as a family, But I ended up going by myself. I spent less than an hour in the Mercat centre in Kirkcaldy, walked along the espalanade that was constructed by the Kirkcaldy council during the great depression in 1922/3 to relieve unemployment. I spent more time in the queue waiting to get home. Thank goodness for ipods, I could tune out the noise that bored children were making around me.