An unlikely tail

Had a complaint yesterday that I don't blip Monty and Tigger any more. Here's half a remedy.

A strange day today, a day with no centre; a stale polo mint of a day, a scotch egg with no egg day, a jam doughnut with no jam day. A belly with no button day.

Probably best to leave it there. There is such an illness as metaphormania. Well, there is now.

Achievements today: dejunked a box that had been sitting in the hall for weeks, all the little crap that defies sorting. Fitted a new ceiling switch in the bathroom. Took the old tumble drier to the dump. Ate a bakewell tart with mindfulness (less calories than cream).

Have a challenging week ahead. Really challenging. I must be calm and disciplined ...