Milano

We had a quiet walk to the Segway shop, or that was the plan, until the cops stopped all the traffic for the biggest and probably most stylish* motorbike cavalade I've ever seen, it seemed to be never ending and they were all blowing whistles and sounding their horns, no way was anyone in Milan getting a long snooze!

The Segway tour was fun, once Al realised she wasn't going to fall off...

Had an argument with a queue jumping local at security and now I'm faced with a 20 minute delay, I do hope Mr 'I always do this and get away with it' isn't booked on my flight, be just my luck that he's in the seat next to me.

* if you look at the guys, most are wearing ties, some bow ties, I even saw one in a kilt and one in evening dress.