Baywatch

I see a wave!
Oh, shit, no. It's just a ripple...

Had a strange experience today.
I did some stand-up comedy. Except that I was seated. And I was wearing a headset. And the audience were in Boulder, Boston, Dublin, Nice, Brussels, Wuppertal, Amsterdam, Zilina, Warsaw and Beijing.
And they all had their microphones on mute.

I'm trying to convince myself that they were all pissing themselves laughing.
It's just that I could not hear them.

Because of the microphone on mute.