Boo!

This little guy was only 1 cm long and it was early enough in the morning that he didn't jump at me or away.

And thanks to BikerBear for this even if she did steal it from somewhere else:

Q: What did one spider say to the other?

A: Time's fun when you're having flies!!

And here are some other shockers:

Q: What do you call a big irish spider?

A: Paddy long legs!

Q: How do spiders communicate?

A: Through the World Wide Web

I can hear you groaning now. Have a good Wednesday.