A giant prawn cracker?

Kerrsdaddy 'made' the dinner tonight. Not that he had to do any cooking, we were only having a Tesco Finest Salami pizza. We thought it was strange that after 18 minutes in a fan assisted oven, the pizza still looked nowhere near ready, when it said on the box that it takes only 11 minutes. On closer inspection I realised that he had put the pizza in the oven with the polystyrene base still underneath it!!

Oh dear. He is very very good at many things and much much better than me at anything technical or computer related, but when it comes to cooking, I'm best doing it myself. Sunday's M and S Valentine's main meal was steak and peppercorn sauce - minus the peppercorn sauce because the pocket of his hoodie got caught on the pan handle and the sauce ended up sprayed all over the kitchen floor.

On the subject of food, Kerr tried lentils for the first time today and they went down a treat. However his rear end has been making some interesting noises ever since as his digestive system tries to process them!