Billy Big Bollox

I never thought I'd spend time retouching a pugs bellend in photoshop to make it less offensive to the more nervous viewer.

That aside, I went for a very early bike ride in the morning mist before a quick wash and brush up and then into the car to take Joe to Dunbar for a humbling defeat. I also squeezed in a humbling visit to Asda.

Back just before Mrs Smith's Mum (birthday girl) and sister (partially obscured by pug) popped round for Sunday lunch and cake.

Later there was a dog walk where both of them thankfully missed the fact that a huge water rat was running along the riverbank just in front of them.