ahoy there!

He sailed across choppy seas, accompanied only by his trusty companion shipmate mummy, to a land full of ball pools and climbing ropes. They dropped anchor to feed the giant fish, with doughnuts, swiss cheese, and grass. The fish were mighty hungry, you know.
Then there was land ahoy and the great ship Pink came up on to shore. He battled his way through the giant toadstools, adventured across the table tops, and swung on metals chains and planks of plastic wood.
In the distance he spied shipmate Grandma, with the salty seadog Molly, and he heard the wail of the mermaid princess baby pink riding her four wheel chariot.
It was time for the Captain to depart on his journey upon foot, along the long footpaths to Grandmas house, for a hot cup of pirate blackcurrant and some ships biscuits. But he would sail again. The fish needed feeding.