Not paid to THINK?

Or paid to NOT think?
I can't remember if I mentioned the fried Hi-Fi, but part of the replacement arrived while we were out today.
On the left - What was available on one side of the form.
On the right - What I found on the other side.

Got a bit more info about the HUGE E.M.F. event. Apparently it struck next door's T.V. areal, whistled down the co-ax fried their telly, blew bricks out of the chimney-breast and ruined the carpet and God alone (and next door) knows what else coz there was all manner of sick looking woodwork outside keeping the rolled up carpet company.