A 1969 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia soft top

I'd like one of these in my Christmas stocking, please, even though this one did look a little down at heel. I love old cars, but have no idea how to maintain them, and I don't have a trust fund. I was going to give you all a pious sermon on the Referendum, but I just lost the will. I really hope we can all live together with some degree of harmony, in whichever configuration afterwards.