Whaaaaat!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm sorry but this makes as much sense as drawing Ray-Bans on the Mona Lisa or adding blackcurrant to Guinness. Some things are design classics; they are perfect as they are, they do not need any adjustment or alteration. Spam does not need added garlic - simples. Just remember, my friends, that the people who carry out such atrocities live amongst us, they might live next door or across the street. They must be stopped.