Uh oh

Because you're all such lovely people I'm not going to bore you with the story of 'The Night We Didn't See Tumble'. Neither am I going to tell you about the 'Three Hour, Two Train, One Bus and £25 Taxi Drive' journey home. No, I'm going to draw a veil over last night, chalk it up to experience and never go to BBC Elstree Studios, ever again.

Onto happier days, and a celebration of the most gorgeous, kind, all-round awesome, accepting and delightful 10 year old anyone could wish for. Happy Birthday Sally.

Even when she put her foot through the sitting-room window we couldn't be cross with her. On her birthday. Could we?

Tom's just very glad that, for once, it wasn't him.