Palmistry

'Would you like a cherry bakewell?' I asked my son
'No' he said 'I need something with more protein'
Granny says they found a new dinosaur' I tell him
'It's called a spinosaur and it swim and walks!' He says in an animated way rattling off the details.
Sometimes, he's not like a five year old at all.

Then he tells me that when he grown-up he is going to the moon, and he's gonna wee on the moon, and has a conversation with his father about how astronauts poo while in trying to eat dinner.