Look who I caught with my McDonald's Parfait!

Naughty Chloe! I suppose some punishment is in order - but no spanking. I happen to know that the little minx* is not averse to a bit of corporal punishment!

Honestly, how can Chloe expect to remain competitive in the pageant biz if she can't stick to the generous 300 calorie a day diet I've designed for her?

She tearfully exclaims, "I don't want my life to be a beauty pageant"!

"Oh, dear, sweet child", I whisper, "but it is...it is.

*kidding!