PROCEED TO YOUR SLEEPING STATIONS

IN AN ORDERLY MANNER

I repeat... shite, where is that on/off trigger again, ah here it is

I REPEAT, PROCEED TO YOUR SLEEPING STATIONS IN AN ORDERLY FASHION

YOUR ALLOTTED TIME FOR THE BRUSHING OF TEETH HAS EXPIRED

OFFENDERS WILL BE WHIPPED MERCILESSLY

I REPEAT YOUR ALLOTTED TIME FOR ABLUTIONS HAS EXPIRED
what Finnzy? Ab... what? Oh, ablutions? It means washing yourself, good boy

PROCEED TO YOUR SLEEPING STATIONS
OFFENDERS WILL BE WHIPPED INTO SUBMISSION

I'm in love already with these two items that I picked up in Buckley's Auction Room today.
Not sure if the kids are quite as enthusiastic as I am though...