Food stylist.

Shooting food today. Lots of amazing beef. Cooked perfectly.
However, locked in a studio with it all does mean I smell of beef.
And I mean smell. My hair, my clothes, even my eyeballs.
Dogs chased me down the street howling and slavering
when I left to go home.
I had to fight them off with my beefy bag ( that smelt too )
and attempt to kick them with my beefy shoes.

And god it's making me hungry.
I might eat my pants before dinner tonight.