Good to the Last Bite

These are my kale plants after a moose leaped the garden fence and enjoyed a fresh vegetable feast: one whole red cabbage, ahlf each of 5 green cabbages, top halves of all brussels sprouts, and the entire four kale. Fortunately I had already picked all the peas and broccoli, which are two of their favorites!
Why couldn't she have eaten those weeds for dessert?