500 has taken it toll

When I reached 300 blips it was still fresh and I was full of enthusiasm. When I got to 365 I had matured somewhat but still enthusiastic although I had taken to drink by that time. Now I've reached 500 it is beginning to catch up with me.

I have this painting of me hanging on the wall upstairs and I've noticed that as the blips have passed day by day so my waistline has expanded and my enthusiasm waned. It wouldn't be so bad if, like Dorian Grey, I kept my rugged good looks and svelte figure whilst the painting took the blows, but unfortunately it's not working.

I must see if I can get a refund.