"Bake Off!"

A new expletive.

This curse refers to the hurling of bread, cakes and other hand-baked goods, which may be half-baked, fully baked, a wee bit brown round the edges, uselessly spoiled, or utterly cremated. Lexicographers are eager to include it (the expletive, keep up) in their remit .

This particular loaf, the product of my fair (?) hands, was sold in aid of the retired greyhound trust. Some gullible idiot one was happy to pay £3 for it.

For the record: Rye, Ale and Oat Loaf (according to Paul Hollywood).