All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Play

I play pool for my local's B team. We had our first league game of the year today, away to league newcomers Torwoodlie Golf Club. We turned up and everywhere was dark. We peered through the clubhouse window and they don't even have a pool table! They forfeit the game and we win 12-0 by default. Top of the league! It was easier than playing Man Utd.