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She shared her name with an American state.
She had long, long, brown hair that she wore parted down the middle.
She wore small, round glasses.
She wore long, flowy, brown and orange, hippy skirts.
She was stabbed with compasses, by some of the girls.
She sat on drawing pins left on her chair, by some of the girls.
She had ink squirted on her, by some of the girls.
She sometimes lost the plot and shouted as loud as she could (not very loud).
She was embarrassed when other teachers had to intervene in her lessons.
She despised some of the girls.
She didn't know that most of the girls in the class felt sorry for her.
She was a very clever and talented lady.

I was not 'some of the girls', I was 'most of the girls'. 'Most of the girls' were not brave in the face of 'some of the girls'. Sorry, Miss.

(I didn't go to St Trinians by the way)