Now In Strawberry Flavour

So I says to 'im, look, they've flown us half way round the world, they're not going to eat us now, are they? Stands to reason, dunnit? I reckon it's some sort of awards ceremony, or an eco-tourism publicity stunt or summat. We'll do this for a couple of years then we'll try and get on a reality TV show, scrape enough money together to buy a nice little bar, in Spain or somewhere warm.

What the other one's thinking:

Oh no, not again.*

If you want to know why these groupers have a mockney accent, I can't enlighten you, but if you want a Top Photographic Tip, if it's grey and raining outside, head to your local fishmarket, where the sun is always shining!

*This joke courtesy of Douglas Adams, 1977.