2 Presents in the Post for me ;0)

Here you are my love he says! 2 presents have arrived in the post for you ;0) ;0) so exciting, it's not even my birthday!!!! Then I'm handed a Huge Sledge Hammer. This is the song that came to my mind! I only posed for a quick moment, then I put it all away!! . . . . . but apparently I will need the hat and jacket when I come onto the site, which by the way is my home!!!!!!!!!!!!