Keepie Uppie

Only managed 3 last night, pathetic

As for the magic box of tricks , well..

Having been away from home for a number of weeks I returned home to a pile of letters and packages.

Assuming that it was all intend for me I simply opened each item without paying any particular attention to the names on the front, so was a little surprised when I opened a plain brown packet containing the above !

After I stopped laughing, (obviously I don't need anything like this), I then realised that I now have a problem.

How do I get the "pills" to the neighbour without him / her knowing that I know what he / she has ordered ?

The packaging is wrecked beyond repair and I live in a very small village of 12 houses and I fear running up the garden path and chucking them through the letter box may not be subtle enough.

I wonder how long have they been waiting for their delivery, probably desperate by now.

Any suggestions welcome ....