'Elf n safety day

Busy day, one in which we reviewed our health and safety procedures. Currently my workplace is the best location to fall ill... at the first sign of a problem you will be set upon by no end of people all eager to demonstrate their CPR and AED technique as well as the Heimlich maneuver whilst injecting you with an epi-pen and then they will happily put you into the recovery position for good measure. Oh, and they can all put out a small fire.

(I'd stay well clear until the novelty wears off if I were you Blippers!)

Better a thousand times careful than once dead.
Proverb