Old Joke

I took my jump leads to the night club last night. The doorman said "You can come in, but don't start anything!" Boom, boom!

Seriously, I responded to a call for anyone with leads to help out another taxi driver. I took them to him and we tried three times to start his car, but it was fairly obvious that it wasn't going to start. He ended up blaming my jump leads and saying that they weren't good enough. I thought, "Hang on! I'm doing you a favour here." No one else wanted to know. He can jog on next time! Ungrateful nob.