~ when two worlds collide ~

A guy hops out of his super duper 4x 4 at a roadside stop along the Savannah Way, his wife stays in the car, to specifically question the other guy regarding the safety of his rig at some off road destination, turns out they're both heading to...he'd been warned it wasn't safe to leave the caravan unguarded...a tribe of drunk Aboriginies would appear out of the bush and "totally" destroy it! And for no reason at all! To which the other guy replied (jokingly) how about I keep an eye on yours one day and like wise the following day...and look on the bright side, you've got insurance haven't you?