Cake

This is for my friend Becky who text me to tell me she'd bought herself a cake when out in town but when she got home and sat down to eat it, realised she'd left it in the shop. When I told her I was going to the shops myself she instructed me to get some cake and eat it for her. So I did.
This is also for my friend Gavin who tells me everytime he sees me that I've lost weight and I can't be eating properly (Even though I assure him I eat like a horse!) It's also for my Wii Fit which I finally switched on this morning only for it to join in with telling me off for being underweight. How can this be?