Mince & Pants

First game of the new 10-pin season, looking to get off to a flying start. Failed. But the other team wasn't great either so 2 points are better than none. At least the granny's off! And here's Irene in full swing.

Mince: noun /mins/ something rubbish or pathetic, ; 'I just bowled a pile of mince.'
Pants: adjective /pan(t)s/ awful, just not good; 'My bowling was pants.'