Tuesday: Lunch Engagement

I had a lunch engagement today.  I will protect the anonymity of the person I was eating with, but all I will say is that a) I have never seen anyone eat so fast b) I have never seen so much parmesan put on food - I had to wrestle the pot off him to get one teaspoon, all of which seemed pointless because c) I have never seen so much pepper strewn on top of a meal.........