A Crap Joke...

....until today, the toilet roll holders in the first floor toilets at my client's site were those 'two rolls, so tightly packed together they don't turn and dispense a torn-off corner of one sheet' affairs. Overnight, they've been replaced with free flowing, fluidly turning, transparent workings, devices. Even if the loose-end disappears into the dispenser, necessitating a hand-up inside search, you can see where the paper ends and gently turn the drum until the rough perforation appears. This pleases me and represents a significant step forward for society and probably humankind.