There's been a murder!

Sarah and I went to the fruit, veg and handicrafts show at the park, we browsed the big leeks, giant marrows and lemon drizzle cakes, then came across a selection of rather macabre miniature murder scenes. I liked the attention to detail in this one.

This morning I discovered that if you succumb to an impulse to buy a Pot Noodle, and try to hide it under your shopping on the conveyor belt so the people behind you in the queue don't judge you for your vile eating habits, the lid will become loose leading to the checkout operator waving it around to attract the attention of a colleague. And then the colleague will walk the length of the checkouts brandishing the replacement whilst shouting loudly 'were you the lady with the Pot Noodle?".

Named and shamed.