Two short ladies shrunk

The two short ladies went on a quick spin round the West End and ended up being shrunk!
The neighbours came back today and she had a fit at our attack of the garden. We usually let them look after the top bit at the back but they hadn't touched it for about two years. So needless to say we pulled things like a stupid wee holly shrub and God knows what else. The poor tree hugging woman said they were making it into a woodland are! We are surrounded by bloody trees on all sides! Plus she was talking to me a Hebridean, we don't have bloody trees for miles around! Also there's a twenty foot flaming holly tree growing up the bloody gable end. I had better go and buy her some sort of damn shrub tomorrow by way of a piece offering! Tree huggers!