Creeper

The annoying thing about this wisteria is that it's planted on our side of the wall. Then there's a large, flowerless trunk up our wall, leading to a lovely section of flowering branches down the otherside and on top of the neighbour's arbour thing. Which look lovely from our upstairs windows, but are invisible from our garden. Now it's having a bumper year and has crept along (the other side of) the wall and is trying to get inside the house.
Still not a single flower on our side, mind.