Cut, but not chopped

I was going to write something highly inspirational about resilience, and not giving up, and sprouting back to life.

But it would have sounded as sincere as a sermon, or a corporate motivational video (cheaply produced, there is no other kind).

The council cut the tree down.
The tree is growing back. With a vengeance.
They are muppets. They should have pulled the stomp.

Muppets...

I wonder why I bother my arse lugging the big camera around when I have shag all inspiration and end up taking snaps with my phone.
Oh, I got it, I get to burn an additional 92 calories a day by lugging the big camera around and not using it.
Welcome to the Canon and Farty Beans diet.