Flashlight

"Mummy why do you always call it a torch?"

I'm forever being laughed at for the way I speak or being told by people how much they love my accent. Some even say they wished they had an accent. You do have a bloody accent it's just not the same as mine!

The whole going to work thing is really cutting into my blip time hence the Alex farting around with a torch trying to delay going to bed blip.