The Bunnies - An Aerial View!

Dylan: Ah well, that's the Commonwealth Games over for another year Bandit.
Bandit: Four years Dylan. They're held every four years.
Dylan: Oh. Where are they being held next time?
Bandit: I think it's in Australia.
Dylan: Do we know any blippers there?
Bandit: I don't think we do, but who knows in four years time.
Dylan: This was my favourite song at the closing event.
Bandit: Are you looking forward to the debate on TV tonight Dylan?
Dylan: What debate is that?
Bandit: The live debate about Scottish Independence. The vote is in six weeks time.
Dylan: Do we get to vote?
Bandit: No Dylan.
Dylan: Do the dogs get to vote?
Bandit: No Dylan.
Dylan: Do the frogs and newts get to vote?
Bandit: No Dylan.
Dylan: Why is that? We live in Scotland.
Bandit: Well yes Dylan, but they reckon you have to be intelligent to vote.
Dylan: Ah, so our tomato arranging pal won't be getting to vote either!



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