.... "Go back my Lord, there's TWO OF THEM!"

It's rumoured that even God got the day off.

There is a joke, concerning the hardiness of the Scots & Edward the, so-called hammer of them: the punch-line of which is the title of this one.

There are no prizes for guessing what we've been up to today. The only thing which didn't make it a truism was the fact that that wall used to house a D.I.Y. fitted wardrobe.