Meeting the parents

Things I managed not to say this weekend:

It's a shame things didn't work out with her last boyfriend.
Are you quite sure you're twenty?
You have lovely teeth - are they all your own?
So what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?
You don't look anything like Tom Daley.
That's my chair.

I did ask him if he had a favourite song he'd like me to include. Here it is. Maybe I should hold off buying a hat for now.

Song