'Ells Bells

Not long after this photo was taken, Ellie roll over in something distinctly shitty. Her penchant is for cow pats, but as the cows are grazing in another field now, the next best thing was a pile left by another dog.

O.M.G.!!

The stench!!!

She got two shampoos and a squirt of aftershave after that. But the leather in her collar seems to have absorbed the stink permanently.

As much as I want children, I don't know how parents cope. It's bad enough washing shit off of a dog.