Brass Monkey

Went out for drinks with Mac. Met him in Woodland Creatures. Nice looking bar, nice staff, ludicrous prices, abysmal atmosphere. He told me I was being a fanny. I said I was just living up to my Scottish stereotype. He laughed at the Sweaty Sock. Went to the Viki Bar, same as ever but the prices are even worse and the atmosphere even worse than Woodland. Thank fuck for real Leith pubs; went to Robbies, met Steve and his work mate, had a blast, proper sound kants. Off to the Brass Monkey, great time all in all. Best Kebab shop and the number 14 home.