Bloody bows

OK I know it's not very ladylike to swear, but really!!!!!

The bows the hairdressers put in my hair drive me totally bonkers.

HE and SHE tried to get a picture of me with the bow - well, here it is - in my mouth. SHE took it away from me before I could completely demolish it, which was the utmost of meanness.

But I do look good with my new haircut. My bottom has been cut really short, so I don't get any nastiness caught in my bum hair. You know how it is.