Stop smiling at me you POS!

Really it's not the devices fault it's my computer or the software or the websites silly policy of install first register second. I sent a query about my problem (which seems to be unique to only me...after I spent hours scouring the internet for something referring to any portion of the issues I'm having) I'm sure I will be able to sync my newly bought device in about two years when it has become obsolete. "Happy late anniversary to you" says the bastard present that refuses to comply.