Tailgater

Will the dog behind me kindly back off please?
You are way too close, and it’s not putting me at ease.
For every thirty miles per hour of traveling speed,
there is one dog length of distance that you need.
That is a fundamental rule when you are on the go.
The state’s division of motor vehicles wants every dog to know.
What will happen if I put on my brakes?
You will crash into my ass for goodness sakes!