Warrant...

"I am in search of those persons who have committed one of the greatest offenses of being supportive, loving, motivating, encouraging or a true friend."

If you happen to receive this invitation, you are under arrest!!! You have the right to be at:
<venue>
on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 at 05:30 p.m.
You will be elated to join in Holy matrimony of myself and <the bride> as I bid farewell to singleness and embrace oneness of heart and soul.

"Failure to adhere to this warrant, you will be found guilty of not sharing in one of earth's finest spectacle and as a result you will be locked from my life forever."



...and that was printed on the wedding invitation card :)